This Sucks

wah liao eh this suck laaaaa

Another Day

So Shawn, tyrone, dont noe wad guy and me went to tang ling mall today.
Then we arrived at this magic shop inside got a lot of fancy magic stuff - like card tricks, dice tricks and ....well basically magic stuff

One item stood out above all the rest - a magic crystal ball, looking at it we caught a slight glimpish of our future ....




thats tyrone's future ...with u look closely thats not a bowl but actually a coconut shell...poor chap doesnt even have money for a real bowl




thats shawn's future, playing for the Red Indians basketball team

as for my future
i dont have one

Feeling extrememly depressed we went to ang mo kio because tyrone wanted to fix his specs or something. Enter the shop we see the clerk give us that " wah lan eh that guy again ar" face but he still pretend " i am happy to serve you" face

and at last i got scammed into walking with shawn to his hse =_=

Music thingie

WAH FUCK LA THAT STUPID MUSIC THINGIE STILL DOESNT WORK

Another Day

Today i went out with Kent again, dont noe why suddently pop out one wen jie then halfway halfway pop out another li yang. So like anyway Kent told me he wants to study for some exam ar then ask me go MOS with him then suddently got one wen jie i know kent no need to study liao la sure we tok cock all the way thru one la

Then Kent was still like okok study study



BULL****

Then we tok tok tok, tok until basketball there wad shoes and all that ar ...

then Kent was like say that guy and i quote


"wah liao eh so big liao still dont think leh tok until so far-fetched"


Then we tok tok tok and we 3 had chicken spicy leh wah liao those two bastards copying me and li yang left earlier cos he was tired of having to act like wen jie jokes was funny


After spending an ridculous amount of time there we finally left and went to buy drinks from 7 eleven. Then kent say wad the marsh-mellow tastes nice ar.

With to u tasty meants crap then i suppose ut was nice lor

Wah brother see how the thing come out from the machine i aso no appeitite liao ar still eat - althou it did taste quite nice la eat liao stomach feels hot man then both of us went to buy that starbuck drink ( from the seven elven ) mocha ar

wah open the cap got that "pop" sound sibeh style leh

then we went to play basketball ar then this 2 gals and this guy ask us play team ar oh yea that guy call gary with i am not wrong from semb sec wah then play halfway rain so we hid under the shelter then at there we played dribbling wah u wanna block wen jie hor its like blocking a MOUNTAIN


wah later wen jie see this he sure kao bei kao bu liao la - ah well used to it liao la

my stomach still feels quite warm man
or maybe its muscle cramp ?

then Kent was like telling me fake right go left
thanks for saying that loud enuf so that my opponent can hear it

then after stop raining again we played with that team again

4 vs 3

we 3

wah cow i play outside they play inside i run until like a mad dog like that leh wah
wah biang eh mark those 2 gals is like playing a mini-game inside the real game man - they keep passing to each other pass back pass forth wah biang eh arlo i the one running here leh


somemore the gal shooting like free one like that sure in, so with i dont mark them we're screwed and the 2 of their teammates then one tall, one shoot aso not bad then we were like screwed from outside and inside

At first i tot shld be no problem leh since i tot got Kent and Wen Jie but we were like so screwed by their volleyball skills

I AM SO !@#$% U CANT SEE ME

Then after that as usual we sit under Kent block to chit some chat
Then we started toking about old days
Mrs Long ...
Mrs Phang ?
and then they 2 tok about gals then i was like eh wad i dont noe dont noe


then kent and me aso recounted those days where we have close shave near to death experience in skools - namely being ALMOST beaten up by ah bengs

and thus i decided to one day write a post on that

Today i finally watched Ah Kong

So kent and me finally watched King Kong today and i decided to write about the movie. The movie was actually quite nice too and some parts are pretty funny
overall the graphic was quite nice and the KK VS T-REX part was aso pretty wild



And u could really tell that Ah Kong was actually are good guy ... gorilla and in some part is pretty cute and that the humans are the real bastards




Spoilers

Like in the part where King Kong died in the end was really sad and it was all becos of carl lying and all that to preserve his own success that ended up in the death of so many

And the part where King Kong fought 3 t rex was aso pretty wild and the way he broke the T rex jaws

Then we can aso see that in his cave got many other skeleton of wad appears to be other of his species too so i guess that king kong is aso pretty lonely eh

the part where kong and ann watch the sunset was aso pretty romantic.....erm sortof

and in the final part where King Kong randomly grabbed a woman that has blond hair <> was aso sibeh funny leh ...with wrong gal then kong just throw away like litter the stage part where a false ann was put in after kong was captured was aso funny ar

Kong tot the gal was Ann but in the end was another gal then he gave the WTF !? face LOLL

but then the ending as pretty sudden like KONG fell off the buldung then die liao ahh well

End of spoilers



so i guessed it is a pretty good movie



i and kent was like debating over whether Godzilla or Kong will win in a fight



this shld answer another question :
http://www.godzillatemple.com/hidden/rextoon1.gif



but another way there was a movie where King Kong actually fought Godzilla and in the end it was actually King Kong who won




and i cant believe that Ah choy had to die !?!



why ?!?!



WHY ?!!?!?




ah well




"It was beauty, as always, beauty killed the beast."

Reasons why being late isnt my fault

Ok so i was 25 mintues late
but it isnt totally my fault
here are 10 reasons why


1 ) Kent didnt call me earlier
2 ) I was sleeping
3 ) 859 goes longer
4 ) I didnt wobble there
5 ) I had to water my plants
6 ) King Kong is just too hot
7 ) The show shld have been released 2 or 3 days earlier
8 ) Kent shld have arrange to meet up earlier so that even with i was late i still be there at 7 45
9 ) The shows is probably fully booked anyway
10) We shld have gone to a better cinema

so after saying that i conclude that it was all kent's fault and that i have nothing to do with it

Ah Kong

Tonight was suc a fun night
Kent and me went to visit ah kong
WITH ONLI THAT WAS TRUE !!!

what really happened was that a certain charming pure innocent carefree holy brave noble kindly gentle indiviual was LATE !!!

and to think we were suppose to meet at 7 45 but that indiviual like woke up at 7 40 and reached there round..erm....8 10 ? and ah kong starts at 8 30

wah the movie damn hot man it was full sia so ended up kent and me had nthing to do until then
i suggested we watch Hairy Otter but NoOoOoOoo someone say it sucks ..cough kent cough
so we headed to comic connection and wander round there toking about guild wars and WOW

and we were at there like looking at the comic and a certain VCD ....hehehe....er anyway
i saw the prince of persia game and i realised something

i hate the game

Its like there was a door infront of me but NoOoOo the prince has gotta do all these aerobatic stunts, running on walls, jumping on ledges and climbing pillars just to get to a switch 30 meters up on the wall...now i think to myself wad sort of idoit would put a switch to open the door so farking high on the wall, wad with the idoit himself wanted to get thru the door ?

then i realise it was only a game and the reason i am so pissed off is probably because i am still stuck in the game

come to think of it i will probably ask Kent to lend me King Kong game but he is probably reading this so with ur kent


FUCK YOU (:

whew then i went to the com shop next to comic connection, whao microphones cost onli 9 something !! i think i shld get one so that i can scold people on msn

New skin

oh my dearie



it seems that changing my skin




cause the words to clash with the background




cos my old skin background is black
so my words are always in white




now my background is white
and the words font remain white -_-'''




and being such a lazy bum
u dont expect me to change all my post now do you
dont answer that
tats all

Bar Job

ok so last night this gal call nisa called me for the bar job thingie
then say wad later call back to confirm




confirm haaa




confirm never call is more like it





then when i finally found her number and called her
it was another person
then thru some miracle i call the number and there she was
then she gave me another number
the number of my team leader



so like i went to the meeting point but i cant find him
and i just wandered there
so like i saw this supicious guy there
my David sense started tingling



anyway i waited till like 12 so i decided to went home
then at like 1 the guy called me again
so i went there again
there being Ink Bar



so i went to the security point first
to get the pass thats need to get in
and so i went off on my way
the security guard say go left turn right the go straight and i fell asleep at this point
rather that saying all that
why cant he just say go behind and take the lift ?



so anyway i took the lift
and ended up in this god forsaken place
and i walked outside and i was like wad da fark
there was this exit sign there
so i took it
ended up in the toilet -__-'''
but the toilet sibeh stylo sia
so i tot i in the bar toilet
so i walk out
ended up in this clothing shop -_-'''



then i went back to the security guard
and he told we the bar was just next door

!#$%

and it WAS there
just that the door was lock
it was suppose to open at 5
so i went back to the security guard
then this other guy told me that can go in from the lobby




eh YAR RITE


i go there got wad LJ door
then this doorbell guy thingie tell me no door
wah i feel so cheated sia
so i went back and decided to take my luck with the lift
and it turned out that the place that i used to go into the toilet



WAS THE BAR !!!!






In the end i had to



Mop the floors
Wipe the Glasses
Wipe the wines
arrange the drinks
arrange stuff
melt the ice

and we even finished early




and i even met chai wai and exchanged a few words with him
and their canteen food looks quite nice



and that i was told that there was 2 kind of bar job thingie
am and pm




am - do that stuff i just wrote
pm - waitiering



am = 11 to 5
pm = 7 to 1





wah i want the night one leh




wah this boss lady woman gal thingie
she gave me this sweet thing
ouside musky chocolate inside nut


wah taste not bad sia

Day out with shawn and gang

OUHH KAYYYYY

so yesterday i went out with

shawn
tyrone
kent

to bugis and orchard
shawn wanted to walk around
tyrone want to look for hockey stick or something
kent sucks
and i dont really noe why i was there

wobbling wobbling

so we headed to bugis first
ate at that pastamania
then we spended hours ordering
and there i was thinking why cant we eat at Mac or something
and since shawn and i ate the same thing
pasta with clams and watsthatthingname
the order got mix up or something
and shawn took mine -_-
then he ate half way offer me back

eh no need la brother u can keep it la wobbling wobbling

then we were walking around
got this 2 gals promoting something approach us
say wad give sticker for us to stick on people's butt
since shawn and tyrone was infront they got the stickers


stick things on people's butt ?!

how LAME
Crap i want one of those stickers too !! er....ahem anyway

so then we went to this area got lots of shop and people
after walking around
i sticked it on this guy's butt
aiya but it fell off
then the guy was like looking at me -_-
then i was like oh crap -_-

wobbling wobbling

and then we headed to orchard to look at hockey stick...
hockey or floorball ar...aiya forgot liao la
then we headed to that watsthename shop
and then we went to ate at this watsthename shop
or japanese food...
it sucks i hate it
almost puke

then tyrone my dear friend was mumbling about how eels cause cancer
then shawn was like eh onli china ones la
then kent was like at there wobbling wobbling

then i looked at wat i was eating
eels
then i look at the manager and workers
china pp

-.-'''

wah i see liao aso no appetite liao
and i hate the taste
and i dont really hate myonnise
i just hated that dish

we like went to far east then cinelesiure
this truly sucks
my legs aso want to come off liao ar

and i cant believe we spended the whole day

wobbling wobbling

Chalet 3

wahhh thursday is the BBQ !!!

Wobbling Wobbling

so many people got come
bastard sataish didnt come

and he say wanted to come

grrr

and Suzy even brought along her cousin leh
OMG
that suzy is truly a woman of many surprises
her cousin is like a causian
and suzy herself is like half chinese half malay
wow

Miss wong aso got come ar
say wad soon she going with Miss lee to Europe or dont noe where
then the food hor
wah liao eh
the hotdogs ar sibeh pro ar
one side black one side like not cook -_-'''
then luckily i use my MANLY CHARMS to make suzy cousin eat the chicken
hahahah yes i am GOOD

then Miss wong even said i was a NASG !
now i can use that to show off to her liao
BWAHAHAHAHA
and she even baked BROWNIES TOO !!

and we even saw kian hong, choon hoe, jin xian and tyrone there

then i was like toking HK kia to HK kia with ho kan
HAHAHA

then i think i had too much vodka cos eugene told me i was starting to get high


-_-'''

now he tells me u were suppose to mix it with other drinks ... -_-
then at night we all at the chalet watch TV

a chinese ghost story with a very catchy name
"chinese ghost story 2"

ended up it was a love story -_-

Chalet 2

Before the BBQ we went to the beach

wah then i saw the message " I LOVE DENNIS THERE"

someone wrote in on the sand

fuelled by unlimited lameness

i decided to do something stupid

Chalet 1

ok so 7th december i went to the chalet

who went :

Ho Kan
Zhan Rong
Terence
Chai Hock
Kian Lip
Jasmine
Meng Seng
Watermeleon
Eugene
Lesley
Me

so anyway we were suppose to meet together but then we splitted into 2 groups

Ho kan they all one group
Meng seng they all one

wah liao wad happen to class unity !!!!

so anyway Meng seng group went to khatib to take 969
and we met Ho kan group on the bus

mere concidence ?

or divine destiny ?

so anyway we reach that chalet
and we ended up waiting like one hour or more for lesley and zhan rong -_-'''
they were terribly late i say

we book in and all that
and spend the whole day -> own time own target

so Meng seng Eugene and me went to play basketball
the rest went to rent bicycle
and Jasmine and lesley i think stay in the chalet

the basketball court was like circle !!!
and even got sand somemore
then Eugene say wad 10 minutes walk
with there is one thing Eugene is good at
its making things sound better then they really are
kinda reminds me of shawn
wah liao i always scammed by both of them leh
wobbling wobbling

then @#$% play basketball got sand go into my mouth and all that -_-

Rachel Stalkers Episode 1: Attack of the msn pervs

so like recently Rachel has been getting more and more attention from guys

why less than half an hour ago 3 or 4 guys added her
judging from their nick and all that
they are probably ang mohs

ok i will just put the interesting one


CUDDLY says:
so asl?
DavID says:
hahaha
``# [[ t a u s u a n __* ©. « lollipop licker ™ » says:
DAVID .!
``# [[ t a u s u a n __* ©. « lollipop licker ™ » says:
not funni .
CUDDLY says:
20 m uk
CUDDLY says:
u guys what ur asl?
DavID says:
we are
DavID says:
students la

# [[ t a u s u a n __* ©. « lollipop licker ™ » says:
13 oso .
``# [[ t a u s u a n __* ©. « lollipop licker ™ » says:
n 17
``# [[ t a u s u a n __* ©. « lollipop licker ™ » says:
wth is ware .!?
CUDDLY says:
male or female
DavID says:
me = male
``# [[ t a u s u a n __* ©. « lollipop licker ™ » says:
-_-"

CUDDLY has left the conversation.

HE LEFT WHEN I TOLD HIM I WAS A GUY !!!!

W-T-F

and so i decided to play it safe and use a girls name for the next one
i changed my nick to SuSAN


Hello has been added to the conversation.

SuSan says:
asl ?
``# [[ t a u s u a n __* ©. « lollipop licker ™ » says:
............
Hello says:
any girls wanna see my cock on cam?
SuSan says:
wow
``# [[ t a u s u a n __* ©. « I never knew being popular could be scary . ™ » says:
omg.
``# [[ t a u s u a n __* ©. « I never knew being popular could be scary . ™ » says:
wtf .
SuSan says:
im not interested in small dicks thought
``# [[ t a u s u a n __* ©. « I never knew being popular could be scary . ™ » says:
....

Hello has left the conversation.

Obviously he must have been scared off by MY SUPERIOR JOHNY

one thing both of them have in common is that they have no dp and they have webcams
so gals do be careful
*sigh* with onli every guy is as inncoent as ME

Another whirl Wind of a day

Today cast of the day :

Mr Singapore Citizen
Mr Secretive
Mr Lip Lip
Mr "i kill you ar"
and me as myself :)

So the five of use meet at Yishun Control station at 10
and i woke up at 10 -_-'''
and i even told them not to be late
luckily they didnt really notice
and i was like at there at 10 10 ?

our dear Mr Lip Lip was even later than us
came about 10 30
so we decided to later lure Mr Lip Lip into a toilet and beat talk to him

after a bus trip which we spend mostly toking about Mr "I kill you ar"
we finally arrived at Eunos
after successfully navigating through
poles of wet dripping laundry which includes auntie kind of underwears O_O

it was a pervilous journey...but we made it

when we finally arrived at that place
the receptionist was like i tot i told u 11
then i was like errr......
then she was like faster
then i was like errr....

so anyway we went into the training place thingie
oreddy filled with people
and we just sat there and listen to that guy toking about our pay and all that
then Boss decided to ask us question
and becos of that horny look dat Mr "i kill you ar" has
he asked Mr"i kill you ar" on wad the girl's dress codes are

so anyway this guy call Rin teach us wad to do
how to set up tables and all that
see Mr"Lip Lip" face see he aso want to sleep liao

then after all that Rin was telling us how he FIGHTS FOR HIS EMPLOYEES
and say a long story
last time work inside the hotel and all that
and HE EVEN HAS A BAR JOB !!!!


I MUST HAVE IT !!!!

Eugene Smartypants

Going out with Eugene this few days make me see a lot of things
he seems to be much more mature now
he carries a heavy burden too
he is pratical ....which isnt totally his fault
he gets the job done





he taught me a lot of things





He taught me to show people who value their word respect
he said
people who value their word respects you
and you in turn must respect them



He also taught me his concept of life
in his life there is only 2 concept
Learning and Succeding
everytime u screw up is a learning opportunity



he also taught me the flaws of singaporean
singaporeans lack basic manners
and from him i learnt
to always thank people



He also taught me sincerity
he told me that sincerity will make things work



this are all valuble things that i feel i should tell everyone
they make a lot of sense too
i know Eugene for like 3 years
he really is much more matured now


i am really lucky to have a friend like him

Chalet Plan 1

People who are staying

Lesley
Eugene
Chai Hock
Zhan rong
Ho Kan
Terrence
Ming Seng
Jia Ming
Watermeleon
Kian Lip
Jasmine
FCUK sia i remember got 12 people then i thinking who it is then i realised it was myself

BBQ

Satay
Fadhilala
Mansura
Sulas
Suzy
Tim Tim

Check in 12 but we roughtly at 2 la check in
Check out on the third day 3

*Leslie might not be physically there to check us in as she is atttending Ngee Ann poly bio med course...she onli release at 7 and we need her there to check in as it is under her name

Swiss - Agency Incident

God sometimes i just hate going out with eugene
we always ended up going to some faraway place
Lavender....adjunid.....expo....
like today





So anyway following the number the Danny gave us





we head over to that MRT stop ar ... eunos






we followed the superbly drawn map that Danny gave us









come out of MRT take 154 then u see JB house than you blah blah blah





so anyway we reach there
onli one word can fully describe how i feel at that moment





FCUK

So anyway we searched for a green door as directed by Danny
two green doors



One is PRIVATE INVESTIGATOR -_-'''



One is like this room all malay people
you have to take off ur shoes before entering
and hor it is like a room full of malay teens






FCUK




and that receptionist is aso quite pretty leh
with is like 40 year old auntie then alrite la
but pretty gal hor sibeh hard to approach sia




so anyway they tot we came to get out pay
then receptionist gal tell me tml then come
for training and interview
this were her words




"Bring guys too, we need strong ones"
"And gals too we need more"




wah cow eh i go where give birth to them -_-



and anyway that god-forsaken place



1> smells like chicken
2>really sucks
3>really ...untouched
4>really sucks
5>er....really sucks



but it is a nice place la .... sortof
at least the people there quite kind

Goob ?

ok i shall do a post on the word GOOB

A lot of people go through their lifes without knowing wat is a goob
and thus people always ask themselves wat is a GOOB ?
......
......
right ?
.....
.....
you...dont ..?
.....
.....

anyway since i am feeling extremely lame right now i shall embark on a internet quest to find out wat is a goob
firstly i headed over to wiki
it turns out there isnt an entry for this work
i searched on googles
useless links
i searched on yahoo
and i found THE SOURCE OF ALL GOOB

it just so happens that i found a blog .. of the GOOB QUEEN HERSELF !!!

http://thegooberqueen.blogspot.com/ <- there it is i braced all my courage and entered the land of the goob i cant give up now... and i was reading her blog SHE EVEN HAS A GOOBERMONIALS !!! for the none goobs it meants testimonal
things like "She's Gooberlicious!"
"All bow at her Mighty Gooberness! (now dammit!) ~ "
"Full of Goober Goodness!!"

I instinctively reach for that button in the top right hand corner of my window
but a part of me didnt want to leave ...
wat is it about this site

is it the gooby-ness of it ?

or is it the natural calling of the gooby-ness found deep within everyone of us screaming to be freed ?

I HAD TO KNOW THE TRUTH

so i left a comment for her.....who better to ask then the Queen herself ?

Eugene, the toilet and me

ah yes....where should i even start

u see sometime along in this year
in canberra both of us went to the toilet
so we were preparing to leave rite
then eugene just stand by the bloody door
expecting me to open it
then it suddently dawn upon me that i always open the toilet door for him


W-T-F

oh so mr high and noble is afriad of getting HIS HANDS DIRTY EH ?!?
god he is such a BASTARD

as i was saying so - we were in the toilet rite in our skool
i refused to open the door and he aso dont want

SO BOTH OF JUST STAYED IN THE TOILET FOR LIKE 45 MINUTES !!!!!
IN THAT THIRD FLOOR TOILET
AND IT WAS OUR LITERATURE CLASS TOO SO WE ENDED UP
WAITING FOR OTHER PEOPLE TO OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR

Somewhere in the back of my mind i am cursing eugene as i am writing this
and the same thing happened at that LAN shop

he dont wanna open and i am most certainly not going to do it
what he thinks i am his doorman ar
so anyway there was another indian guy in the toilet with us
so he left and we quickly follow behind

and to think that we are both 17 ?!?!

My fabulous day part 2

ah yes

so anyway eugene and me procceeded to get our photos upstairs la
then they told us to come back half an hour later
then eugene gave me that "LETS GO PLAY SOME FARKING LAN" face
so we headed to Dhoby Ghout or however u spell it

that was the worst gaming experience in my life
not only was there no Battlefield 2
i spilled the Bubble tea on to the floor LOL

Wah luckily it was a dark place sia
then i was like at there acting normal while kicking the watever it is under the table

So anyway we headed to the other LAN shop nearby
eugene was search for info on BBQ stuff
and i was chatting on msn
which i realised i lost my bloody form ( the one that i fill in at swiss hotel where i wrote down the number)

fuck !!!!

which leads me to my next post
Eugene, the toilet and me

My fabulous day

Once again me and eugene went out to find work
we had extra company too, najib and his stead
ok so we met up first at yishun MRT which unsuprisingly he was late
well at least he said sorry
so we headed ever to swiss hotel a six star hotel at raffles' place
as any other six star hotel it looks really posh
but inside is a different story all together
we headed over to the human resources department

the security guard told us go right and turn left
which we did and arrive at this room
the women there told us onli hiring long time staff
she then told us to go to the banquent department

we did and we arrived at this bloody-ly not at all posh place
the ceiling wasn't even ...wait there was no ceiling just some brick thingie
so anyway we went to the Banqent deparment
under renovation
after dont noe how long we finally found where the new office was
so we approach the guy
and he told me my hair cannot

"not becos curly la but because long"

then after i filled in all the goddamn forms he said

"oh company policy u must be singaporeans"

so i just stood there like a idoit while eugene and najib got their job
anyway there was another gal there too
and her name is DORCAS
but the danny pronounce as -doe cast-
*chuckles to myself*

so anyway that Danny gave me another number to call
it was sorta like this agency la

such a friendly guy :)